Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.