Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.