Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।