Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is the key to everything

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.