Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Friends are our chosen family.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.