Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is the key to everything

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.