Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

All the best people are crazy.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.