Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।