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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Our craziness made us best friends.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Friends are our chosen family.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.