Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.