Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.