Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.