Funny Quotes / Friends

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is the key to everything

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends are our chosen family.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।