Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.