Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.