Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।