Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.