Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is the key to everything

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.