Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Our craziness made us best friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is the key to everything

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A true friend stabs you in the front.