Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.