Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is the key to everything

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.