Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends are our chosen family.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.