Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.