Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends are our chosen family.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.