Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is the key to everything