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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends are our chosen family.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

All the best people are crazy.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.