Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is the key to everything

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।