Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।