Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।