Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.