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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

All the best people are crazy.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.