Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.