Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

All the best people are crazy.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।