Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।