Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends are our chosen family.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.