Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is the key to everything

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.