Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।