As the birds own the sky and plants own the land, I just want to tell you on this special day that you own every part of me. It’s just me and you forever baby. Happy birthday my love.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.