Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.