Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.