Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends are our chosen family.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.