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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.