Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.