Funny Quotes / Friends

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

All the best people are crazy.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is the key to everything

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.