Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

All the best people are crazy.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.