Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is the key to everything

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.