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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.