What present surprise can ever equal the past, present and future gifts you have bequeathed upon me, Happy Birthday sweet.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Our craziness made us best friends.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
Friendship is the key to everything
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.