Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

All the best people are crazy.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.