Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.